Let me show you my pretentious photographs of TOYS
Sometimes huge amounts of toys will amass on my desk, and I’ll just clean them and put them back like they belong there.  For months.This is one of those times.

Sometimes huge amounts of toys will amass on my desk, and I’ll just clean them and put them back like they belong there.  For months.
This is one of those times.

Hail Our Gloriously Fabulous Robotic Overlords
So this magnificent motherfucker.  Am I right?I just got my camera back from repairs today, and what better way to commemorate its arrival than with some flamboyant purple crabjet.

Hail Our Gloriously Fabulous Robotic Overlords

So this magnificent motherfucker.  Am I right?
I just got my camera back from repairs today, and what better way to commemorate its arrival than with some flamboyant purple crabjet.

A little extra toy pimping, but not really.  I’m selling this Deluxe Transformers Prime Megatron (Over here, Friends!) but I didn’t really need to promote it, I just wanted to show off those awesome light piped eyes.  This is a double, so I will not be partying with such a gloriously menacing robot fiend.  Only passing along his brother to a happy new home.

A little extra toy pimping, but not really.  I’m selling this Deluxe Transformers Prime Megatron (Over here, Friends!) but I didn’t really need to promote it, I just wanted to show off those awesome light piped eyes.  This is a double, so I will not be partying with such a gloriously menacing robot fiend.  Only passing along his brother to a happy new home.

Bite-Size Robot Buddies
The choice between chest art and little robot accouterments was one of the toughest I’ve ever had to make.

Bite-Size Robot Buddies

The choice between chest art and little robot accouterments was one of the toughest I’ve ever had to make.

I’m a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker.

I’m a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker.

Ultimate Evil Emerges
Warrior of darkness, enshroud our darkest hour

Ultimate Evil Emerges

Warrior of darkness, enshroud our darkest hour

Dark Energon Optimus Prime, thanks to my pal Castielowog.

Better pictures, coming soon.

And then there’s this asshole.

And then there’s this asshole.

I am quite fond of these Beast Hunters guys.  I feel like I’m in the minority there.

I am quite fond of these Beast Hunters guys.  I feel like I’m in the minority there.

I’m ready for my closeup, uhuuu~
Macro mode is a thousand times more efficient than I’m used to on my old clunker.  I just need to mess with the settings for OPTIMAL PICTURE QUALITY UUUUHURRRR

I’m ready for my closeup, uhuuu~

Macro mode is a thousand times more efficient than I’m used to on my old clunker.  I just need to mess with the settings for OPTIMAL PICTURE QUALITY UUUUHURRRR